An UnBEARable Choice (Polarizing, Too)
Greenpeace recently sent me an envelope on which was posed the ungrammatical conundrum: "Big Oil versus the polar bear…who [sic] will you let win?" Well, let's see…big oil invites wars, environmental pollution, and ruthless suppression of competition; on the other hand, polar bears eat people. Pardon me, friends, but I'm going to sit this one out. In my defense (for you PETA folks), I'd like to point out that I do support the right to arm bears.