Who Will Stop the Amish Menace?
What would we ever do without the Food and Drug Administration to protect us from Amish bootleggers selling their contraband across state lines?
Probably live long and healthy lives drinking delicious unpasteurized milk from local farmers whom customers know and trust, that's what.
Sadly, the nanny state believes they must protect Americans from their greatest enemy — themselves.
[BTW - Have you seen the stir caused by FEMA referring to themselves as part of our "federal family"? I don't know about you, but I'm not inviting them to Thanksgiving or Christmas Dinner anytime soon...]