British pop star Morrisey is suing the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) for sexual assault. The alleged assault occurred when Morrisey was going through security checks before a flight to London. Morrisey claims that two British Airways employees told him that he should consider filing a complaint.
TSA's claims that footage of Morrisey screening shows that the agents who screed Morrisey followed "standard operating procedure." Of course anyone who has been through TSA screening can understand Morrisey's confusion, as TSA's standard operating procedure can easily be confused with sexual assault.